Gospel of the Fallen Angel

Author: admin, January 19, 2012

Gospel of the Fallen Angel

Early in 2009, while I was engaged in sensitive negotiations with my own source, Pope Benedict XVI set out to tell the true story of Jesus of Nazareth. The former Cardinal, the Vatican informed us, wants to bridge the growing divide between ‘the historic Jesus and the Christ of faith’. While the world waited in eager expectation for the Pope’s world exclusive, I wondered if all the hard work that my contact had undertaken, would be rendered null and void by the definitive story of Jesus of Nazareth by God’s Number One on earth. I needn’t have worried and should have kept faith with my source. Even the Sunday Times declared, rather sombrely,  that ‘there is little of the historic Jesus to be found’ in the Pope’s book. We humans are so easily fooled by prestigious titles and grandiose claims.

You wouldn’t expect my source to have the time to write a book, least of all, one about Jesus, but he is, after all, the best qualified – Satan. He had the ideal training and the experience to equip him for the task!

‘From humble beginnings as a private investigator in the Heavenly Court, Satan soon worked his way up the career ladder to become God’s Chief Prosecutor. It wasn’t long before he branched off and started his own global enterprise as Prince of the World. The Heretic Gospel is Satan’s exclusive and honest account of the life and times of his greatest adversary Jesus of Galilee.’

Now that is what I call a world exclusive. A cosmic first, in fact.  Gospel of the Fallen Angel is now available

For the first time ever, listen to the Fallen Angel himself ………

‘When Jesus walked on earth
He gave me strict orders
Not to let anyone know who he was.
My minions couldn’t help themselves.
They kept blurting it out!
I had better self-control.
Until now.
After 2000 years, I’ve finally broken my silence.
Not bad going for the archetypal disobedient one!’

‘But in this exclusive one-off special, I am not deceiving anyone. I am actually telling the truth for the first time. The truth about the life of Jesus of Galilee. I have put pen to paper in order to celebrate his unique life and teaching. A life committed to insulting everything that people hold sacred.’

‘Dare you read it?’

‘After much soul searching I plumbed in the end to call my book ‘Gospel of the Fallen Angel’.

‘This is his true story.’

 

Gospel of the Fallen Angel is now available at all good bookshops and Amazon. See 3 reviews on Amazon.